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Welcome to You Have My Sword: A Tolkien Podcast. YHMS is a comedic, historical deep dive on different topics from Tolkiens work spanning:
Lord of the Rings
We'll talk about things like:
Númenóreans: Do Men Even Deserve Rights?
Tom Bombadil: Ultimate Wife Guy
Beren & Lúthien: A Better Love Story Than Twilight
YES, I'll tell you why the Eagles couldn't fly the fu*king ring to Mordor. Shut up.
The Hobbit was required reading in my 8th grade English class and before we finished it in class, I had already read through it twice at home. My teacher saw my enthusiasm and gifted me their personal Lord of the Rings collection, and by High School I was walking around with The Silmarillion atop a stack of EGM magazines like they were ancient texts. I was very popular.
Many years and many Tolkien tattoos later I'm starting this podcast in hopes you listen, fall in love and start a cult with me. Just kidding.
Unfortunately, I do not have a charming British accent that would lend well to the pronunciation of literally anything in Tolkiens universe, but I've got a sword which means I wear the Mithril around here.
Your future cult leader,